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Meet Vex Ashley

The first time we saw Vex Ashley, she was drooling all over her friend Kim. We kinda liked it so we dived, head first, in her universe : Four Chambers. Our beardy Canadian friend Duff was absolutely amazed by Four Chambers, so he decided it was porn’s future. A few months ago, sexcam landed on our roof […]

The Sexcam Project: Your Cam Guide Vol. I

Good news everyone: the Porn industry is dropping down, and some fresh air is coming! Thanks to its actual leaders, these monstrous greasy crybabies, unable to adapt themselves to a world now evolving around the Internet and its intrinsic Pornographic culture. I want to tell them stop moaning, you had everything in your hand guys and […]

Gifs Of The Week #23

It’s a nice and almost very sunny Sunday outside, but I’d rather doze before my dashboard and keep a watch on the newly hatched gifs popping up on my screen. I meant to say this week’s selection is placed under the label of cuddling, but turns out Britney S and Momoko’s gif truly is my […]

Grapefuit Me: The Sound and the Fury

Have you ever heard about angelseroticsolutions.com? No? Shame on you! But it’s ok, ignorance is not a crime (yet) and I must admit that I was the same as you guys a few hours ago. It’s a website made by Angel, a lovely Milf-ish lady from Chicago that claims to be an intimacy expert. She wants […]

Pornhub Creative Director Contest: The Final

Two month ago Pornhub launched an online contest to find a new Creative Director for their brand. For the competition, people were aim to submit original ads designs and concepts for an SFW Pornhub’s national campaign. A none pornographic ad for a pornographic website: SMART. This cool G-Rated initiative is one among other clever « all public » […]

Gifs Of The Week #22

About ten days ago, Tumblr started to worry about the mobile version of our little babies. So, we can now change the aspect of our blogs through the mobile application, only… not that much. Apart from a cover image and a subtly colorful background, everybody gets lumbered with the same lame basic timeline, with infinite […]

No Regret: Use a Condom

No Regret is the new message from Love Life, a national Swiss campaign for STD’s prevention and information. After Safe Sex and Make Love, they try to put ahead a simple message within a thoughtful manifesto: I love my life. I live to the full I love my body. That’s why I protect it I […]

Singin’ in the Brain

After the sweet sessions of  “Hysterical Literature” where girls were trying to read some passages of books while they were stimulated by a vibrator. We realized that it was very hard reading aloud while having an orgasm coming. And some people realized that literature was arousing as fuck. Oh dear Stoya, read me more stories… […]

Lance Hart : Quest For The Happy Pegging

Last year I had the chance to speak to Mickey Mod, who mentioned Lance Hart as a great kinky queer actor and producer to follow. Lance is 34 years old, got the cutest butt ever, and entered the gay porn industry just before turning 30 years old. He now produces some of the best femdom-ish […]

Oldie but Goodie: Russ Meyer Girls

The legend says that Russ Meyer lost his virginity in a French Brothel with a large breasted lady (during WWII). This was a gift from Ernest Hemingway, who offered a lady to Russ when he discovered he was still a pristin boy. We can  guess this event marked forever the young Meyer and possibly trigged […]

Miley Cyrus: Tongue Tied

Tongue Tied is the last video of Miley Cyrus. Dropped yesterday on the excellent Nowness website, it is not an official video music, but a part of a video-projection from Miley’s sulfuric Bangerz tour. Created by the very fashionable and geometrical master Quentin Jones, this arty film shows a soft BDSM Miley in a very […]

Pornhub: Fap For Forest

Pornhub, the site that makes your dick bigger, is never missing an opportunity to show they are more than a random Porn website. After their Insights page full of datas, their hand-picked curated Porn page, their Creative Director challenge and other contest or the lovely Valentine-Day cards on Tumblr, they are now becoming some kind of […]

Oldie but Goodie: Michelle Angelo

Legends such as Lauren Bacall, Sophia Loren, Jane Fonda, Raquel Welch, Pam Grier, Faye Dunaway, Brigitte Bardot or Marilyn Monroe and many others, show you that every decades has its super icons. Yes, physical beauty fades with time but when you plunge yourself in the frames of some classical movies or in the pages of some men’s […]

Efukt: Imagination Land

Last week I saw Forest Gump for the umpteenth time and I can’t help thinking about this moment where Forest is sitting on this bench saying: « Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get. » Damn right Forest! But what about these tons of gross untasty chocolate that you […]

Gifs Of The Week #21

This time I managed to write my weekly paper early. I have to leave Tumbler long enough to celebrate the union of two beings – whom I don’t even know – and take this blessed opportunity to boost my blood sugar level with the wedding cake, or whatever sweet treat will come my way. This was […]

Behemoth: Blow Your Trumpets Gabriel

The latest Behemoth video music “Blow your Trumpets Gabriel” landed at the beginning of 2014 on the Internet, and we must say that it’s a freaking good video. Behemoth? Yeah, you know, one of these Polish traditional extreme music band enjoying country walks in gloomy woods, war painting, blast beat, epic guitars, virgins blood and Satanic […]

Gifs Of The Week #20

I am quietly recovering from Le Tag’s fourth birthday bash at the Fap Club, sharing my time between gluten-and sugar-rich food, my duvet, and my www. My tumblr favorites clearly slowed down their gif pace – if still online – while 171.gif is about to secure a monopoly of all the animated pictures in the porn […]

A Little Kidness In This Hard, Hard World

Sometimes, in this coarse life of mine haunted by stress, pain, nihilistic anxiety and violent pictures, I need to do take break. This, to breathe and find back some sweetness in my existence. Eventually, if my life could be as sweet as my dreams it would be cool and pretty beautiful: soft, sweet, sexy, silky, smooth. […]