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Gifs Of The Week #6

This has really been a beautiful week, with super hours, loads of fun, and plenty of time to sleep. Since I took on a sleeping pattern appropriate for a Spartan during tournament period, finding worthy gifs on Tumblr proves to be quite harrowing a task. But Internet always knows how to comfort me and chuck […]

One On One With Lexi

I watched porn on the train. Yes, I know I’m pushing it, and some people won’t appreciate the idea. But let him who never did it cast the first stone. Or the first tissue – would be more useful right now. It may reassure you to know that I had stashed my smart-phone in my […]

Gifs Of The Week #5

This week, I enjoyed looking for gifs in a total rush and coming upon ones that made me giggle. Between two reblogs, I did note the collective crush on Aubrey Plaza, from Parks and Recreation. I’m not judging or anything, just observing how her presence has lately been proliferating on tumblr. She is not especially […]

Fell In Love With Daisy

(Almost) as Jack White used to spit it in his mike: “Fell in love with a netvideogirl, I fell in love once and almost completely”. For a good million years (10 years in Internet time), the porn-soldier behind NetVideoGirls has been shooting girls who fly down on porn as a butterfly would land on your […]

Gifs Of The Week #4

I hope you enjoyed your Halloween! Of course it was one of the last chances to put on those Daisy Dukes without tights, so… For my part, the God of Internet spared me the cliché witches-and-zombies porn gifs. Anyway for those of you who indulge in that kind of treat, here is a pumpkin gangbang, […]

Tory Lane Is In My Ears and In My Eyes

Welcome! Just as I arrived on Pornhub, I found myself faced with the monstrous number of new videos posted while I was away. Too weary in advance to let chance lead my way, and suffering from a persistent charley horse, I just typed “anal POV”. Result: Tory Lane In Nice Anal POV, 990k views, 93% […]

Gifs Of the Week #3

My selection didn’t move a jot after a lengthy mid-week Tumblr watch. I must admit I’ve been in a huff since the new update of the research tool barged in without a warning. The business obviously isn’t up to speed, as for now you cannot record the tags anymore. For the relentless ones who still […]

October 2013: Nicolas

Born 1977 City Paris (France) What was the first picture that turned you on? I am not sure. Either a picture in Penthouse magazine, beach series, a close-up on a beautiful tanned pussy with shell necklaces through which you could see beautiful coral coloured labias… Or the explicit cartoons of Reiser… Whatever a child could […]

Gifs Of the Week #2

I succumbed to the trap of autumn and its oh-too-clement-to-last temperatures. That’s why I ended up scrolling gifs undercover, literally, with a tissue box that began to empty dangerously. Now I know my cute little muzzle shelters a very substantial amount of mucus desperately wanting to see the light. Fortunately, I only needed to stretch […]

Gifs Of the Week #1

Resumption chucked me into bed for the whole weekend. I’ll keep a fond memory of my pilgrimage to the last Tag Parfait Fap Club party, where Peter & Steven slipped in a few gifs that could easily have been given the pride of place in this column. I dug Internet to find this week’s selection, […]

September 2013: Audrey

Born: 1986 City: Lille (France) What was your first erotic memory? Encrypted porn movies on french cable network, Canal+. There was something really exciting in the pixelated look of the images and in the altered sounds. What was your first pornographic movie? I was around eleven and it was a VHS tape hidden in my […]

July 2013: Mary

Born: 1991 City: Lyon (France) First porno you watched? I was 13 at the time; I came across something filthy on TV, a hairy 80’s porno. I didn’t understand why guys of my age could enjoy watching such stuff, I thought it was particularly repulsive. What about the last one you saw? An amateur video […]

June 2013: Charlotte

Born: 1987 City: Paris (France) Last porn movie you watched? Frankly speaking, I don’t think I’ve ever watched a porn in its entirety, sometimes I would watch parts of it if my friends showed me or if I heard about something special, then I will take a quick look but that’s all. What are your […]

May 2013: Zacharie

Born: 1986 City: Paris (France) You’re a photographer, you must have developed an interest for picture quite early. What is the picture which makes the most important impact on you? Indeed. I’m a photographer, photojournalist to be more precise. Since I was a little boy, I’ve always been attracted to picture. I was more into […]

April 2013: Emeline

Born: 1986 City: Paris What is the first picture you used as a masturbatory material? The first « pictures » which got me excited before internet could be found in erotic novels or old Fluide Glacial comic books sitting around in my country house. I don’t have precise memories about them. What was the first porn you […]

March 2013: Marine

Born: 1989 City: Brussels (Belgium) What was your first encounter with sex? I did rather traditional things such as playing doctors with my little cousin. Then I became a teenager and I had my first sexual intercourse at a relatively young age, at the time I hadn’t cuddled any boy or watched porn. Everything happened […]

February 2013: Isabelle

Born: 1980 City: Bordeaux (France) What is the first picture that aroused you? My brothers who are older than me (the eldest was 18 when I was 6) had porn magazines and pictures. I was very young when I saw that, I was excited but didn’t know what to think about it. It left me […]

January 2013: Camille

Born: 1993 City: Paris (France) What is the first picture that aroused you? I was 7 years old I guess, I was with a girlfriend and we found an erotic magazine owned by my parents. There were girls with big boobs, I thought that I would be like them when I’ll be older, it didn’t […]