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Gifs Of The Week #15

Another week, another gif selection, and, inevitably, I’m up for another hassle with the www. Scheming with the tags, the names of the actresses, and the pixel quality: my daily battle. Of course, since I’m aware everything is possible here below, in all imaginable shapes and sizes, I very seldom –i.e. almost never – give up. That […]

Gifs Of The Week #14

Today was a typical I-know-it’s-gonna-be-boring Day. After the gifs and the daily work — because, of course, weekend don’t mean there isn’t any —, given how dirty grey the sky looked the last time I ventured an eye out my dormer, and the lousy programming in the closest cinemas, I am most probably going to spend […]

Samantha Rone: Those Eyes!

For as long as I can remember, I have always fallen in love of girls with cute faces. Ever since my early years, I more or less had a hidden fascination for Italian Madonna baroque’s portraits or classic, neo-classic and romantic’s scenes with goddesses and nymphets. On a more recent era’s side, I’ve loved looking at […]

Gifs Of The Week #13

Now that we have taken stock of 2013, time to turn toward the future. 2014 is here. I didn’t really make any resolutions for this commencing year, except to keep following my path through the Internet. I’ve been selecting gifs for more than six months now, and I intend on nurturing this column for a […]

Sunny Lane: Glory to the Hole

I always wonder what my life would be like if it were a porn movie. For starters, I’d have much bigger boobs and would never wear panties, but surely enough I’d walk around in red stilettos all day. Most of all, every situation would be but a pretext to pleasure myself and come, or make […]

Gifs Of The Week #12

Good evening you all! I hope you are enjoying a nice and cushy Sunday while I’m tinkling away on my computer looking for gifs. An occupation that’s like a small bubble of fresh air in a weekend that isn’t one. My only wish for the coming year is: may my Internet diversify and stop displaying […]

Bobbi Starr – Winter Squirting

The terrible news just came in. It might look like fall, but winter is indeed here, sad and lonely like a man crying in the street. For the sensitive souls, this most detestable season is like a never ending non-summer, a cowardly relinquishment, a 6-month long reverse spinning. Desperate times call for desperate measures: debauchery, […]

Twenty Years Already, Dunno What to Think

At 0’01 I felt naughty, at 0’02 fever kicked in, at 0’03 I was in dire straits, at 0’04, idolatrous. Can’t say the boss didn’t warn me: “A good fapper,” he murmured, “is something you scent by instinct.” It indeed didn’t take long before concupiscence took my nose by storm to validate this one. A […]

Gifs Of The Week #11

Christmas went by, and I received my share of presents from the Internet, despite a rather busy schedule. That said, I always take on this non-holiday period serenely since for me it is synonymous with dill salmon and peanut butter, since I’m really not into chocolate. My most gorgeous gifts will come from the movies, […]

Gifs Of The Week #10

This is a post written slightly early. When you will read those lines, I will probably be digesting the Sunday couscous, given the family reunion / winter holidays situation. This way I will be able to recover from the vivid emotions that have been shaking my poor little heart on the Internet. This week I […]

Gifs Of The Week #9

Once I’m done with my daily tumblr watch routine, I go hanging around the other Internet. Watching Lana Del Rey’s “Tropico” on Friday night certainly was my biggest mistake of the week. You’ve got all the tumblr culture in there: unicorns, Jesus, booty-shake, tattooed tears and albinos. Twenty-seven looong minutes, without any reference, or guiding […]

German Anal, Finger Heart

At Le Tag Parfait’s very source, a long, long time ago, lay an observation: as far as anal (only in french, ed)  was concerned, the Germans knew one thing or two we obviously didn’t, especially when it came to homemade. How many of you learned their language through YouPorn? And did you know that it was precisely […]

Gifs Of The Week #8

Sometimes Internet makes you search hard. It’s a shame, but you have to deal with it. To find good gifs, nice chicks, nice guys, dicks, tits, pussies (and I’ll stop there or else the list will never end), you need to look deeper into it. It’s like when you rummage through the Web for an […]

Robin: Auditioning Love

Annoyers pass your way! This Fap Parfait includes several terms that could scare off the most sensitive souls among you: urchin cut, dreadlocks, pubic hair. As for the others, do stay, for what follows could well be one of the biggest successes of the genie hiding behind Net Video Girls. Robin is all about love, […]

Gifs Of The Week #7

As Internet’s weirdest deliriums slide before my eyes, I sometimes come to think it must end here and now. But then I get a grip, because you cuties are still sensitive human beings and the mere fact that I am no longer one doesn’t mean I shouldn’t preserve you a little. Except we would pretty […]

Lezley Zen, Keep Calm

Here at Le Tag Parfait, everyone is fighting his or her own corner. For instance Jizzkov cheers for the “sensitive” team, GrosMikko for the “performance” team and Guilhem for the “barely legal” team. Personally, I’m an all-time member of the “tension” team, when fiction takes reality by the hand and pulls it one level up. […]

December 2013: Alex

Year 1995 City Paris (France) First picture/video that aroused you? Actually I didn’t really have one. Or maybe just a totally imaginary picture I had in mind, it’s a bit silly. When I was 14-15, I had this erotic dream, I was wearing a garter belt and I thought it was sublime. To be one’s […]

Rebeca Linares: Ding Dong Corrida

Madrid, Spain, land of my fantasies. A single word coming out of a Spanish girl’s mouth is all it takes for a tonfa to rise in my slim pants, and that woody won’t subdue outraged 99-percenters, oh no! Just spread the love and the holy seed, the semen that shall re-fertilize Europe. My only problem […]