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Morning is coming to an end, and I still haven’t digested last night’s Butter Chicken. Stranded on my couch, I think about all the good meals only waiting to be swallowed into my tiny stomach, and hope for the chicken to finally move, in the right direction if possible. Today is going to be a […]

Of course, the sky got in a huff precisely when I finally found myself on holiday. My tropical mood frustrated, I decided to go on movement strike, and I’m on track to stay glued in my bed watching movies until Summer regains its rights. Between two B-movies, I always indulge in a short Tumblr break […]

D-Day has come. A few days late because of the calendar’s whims, I am celebrating the Gifs of the Week’s first birthday (on French version, —ed.): more than 250 gifs, slightly unbelievable or bang sensual thingies with actors, actresses, and amateurs who are shining in a special place in my Love galaxy. My Sunday delight: […]

We made it through! The beautiful time of the year we call summer is finally there! The special pollen and grass forecasts issued by Meteo France and the RNSA (the French air pollution surveillance network) remain hopelessly in the red. Bring on the rainstorm and the big heat, and let that muck rot, dry and […]

It’s a nice and almost very sunny Sunday outside, but I’d rather doze before my dashboard and keep a watch on the newly hatched gifs popping up on my screen. I meant to say this week’s selection is placed under the label of cuddling, but turns out Britney S and Momoko’s gif truly is my […]

About ten days ago, Tumblr started to worry about the mobile version of our little babies. So, we can now change the aspect of our blogs through the mobile application, only… not that much. Apart from a cover image and a subtly colorful background, everybody gets lumbered with the same lame basic timeline, with infinite […]

This time I managed to write my weekly paper early. I have to leave Tumbler long enough to celebrate the union of two beings – whom I don’t even know – and take this blessed opportunity to boost my blood sugar level with the wedding cake, or whatever sweet treat will come my way. This was […]

I took my time to sort through the Internet gifs during the whole week. I rushed to the nearest cinema to watch The Canyons, featuring a slightly frozen Lindsay Lohan and a rather hyper James Deen. I’m still of two minds about seeing Her, but the cutie-face of mustached Joaquin Phoenix may well swing the […]

This week promised to be rather calm on the Internet, but then, it wasn’t. Since Wednesday, panic had slimed onto my dashboard, newsfeeds, and infinite scrollbars, and spread the not necessarily dreaded virus of Valentines’ Day. This is also the moment fat-joke amateurs seize to post their homemade paint edits of porn stars, sitcom actors, […]

I had made my mind up about sealing this week with a good nosh, the kind of meal after which you just roll under the table in a burp. Once the deed was done, I’m sure you can imagine how deep my disappointment was when, waking up the next morning with a belly still full, […]