Gifs Of The Week #21

This time I managed to write my weekly paper early. I have to leave Tumbler long enough to celebrate the union of two beings – whom I don’t even know – and take this blessed opportunity to boost my blood sugar level with the wedding cake, or whatever sweet treat will come my way.

This was also the occasion for me to stop fussing about my Tumblr search parameters, which, honestly, make me want to smash my head against the closest wall (or potentially David Karp’s skull and his developers’) more and more each day. Following a tag is now turning into some boring foreplay, and don’t have me started on the research tool… that would be too much expressed frustration.

Let’s rather look at the bright side of life, and watch those gifs I saved for you: friggin’ friends, a whirlpool bath, and an armless blowjob.

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Derrick Pierce chilling with a good game of pool… and Monique Alexander, having no cue or stick of any kind, is trying to keep busy. Of course, since this scene comes from a movie entitled My dad’s hot Girlfriend, it seems quite obvious the guy won’t finish his solitary match.

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A nice hand-job session with the boys can apparently be quite a fun occupation! Nevertheless, a ratio of two smooth chests out of three won’t be enough for me…. Although… oh OK! They look so merry they are forgiven.

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I love taking baths, and I confess I too do pretend I’m a boat at the height of a tempest. The difference is my bread-cutting-board torso can’t create a massive foaming tsunami like that.

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Experience always wins the day, so why not unearthing a good old Belladonna gif? Good to know: mastering the footjob doesn’t mean you deserve the chocolate.

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Who on Earth could design Hot Sex Makes for a Nice Cooldown? The sole purpose of shower sex, except saving water, is also that it gives the opportunity to test your flexibility, risk-taking tendencies, and sense of balance. But seeing that Chloé Foster and her partner seem to indulge in a shower the size of my entire bedroom, I guess it’s just jealousy talking.

Let’s rather look at the bright side of life, and watch those gifs I saved for you: friggin’ friends, a whirlpool bath, and an armless blowjob.

Cover photo : Zoey Grossman pour For Love & Lemons

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