Tila Tequila: Shot at Porn 2

It looks like Tila Tequila still believes in the power of the sex-tape and fortunately, the watchful Vivid empire always have an exclusive video tape at their fingerprints. Thanks Vivid to help out any wannabe stars. About Tila, rumors were all around the place since December and we finally have access to the full release of “Tila Tequila: Backdoored and Squirting“.

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I’m scratching my brain and a question pops: How long Tila’s tales and fails have been running for? A decade? Wasn’t she a Myspace celebrity? Isn’t she lesbian?
Like Farrah Abraham , she is clearly still seeking for something in her life and she follows the steps of Kim Kardashian’s recipe for super-fame:

Getting laid in a “real-private” and doubtful sex-tape

Having a shitty reality show

Fucking Kanye West

It’s only missing the rap-genius Toyboy to Tila. But the main difference in between Kim and Miss Tequila is: this is not a first sex-tape try for Tila. She already released a lesbian tape back in 2011 (with Vivid) and it was half-bonerrific. Since then, people wanted to see her banging with a dude, because lesbian action is never enough for most of us. Meanwhile, we saw a lot of doubtful buzz around her: a BIG music career, a Juggalo Gathering apparition (White Trash Powa!), a suicide threat, a conversion process to Judaism followed by a negationism-Nazi-trip. All we observe is chaos, randomness and some serious proofs of other people attention’s lack. What could help to cure her attention’s sickness? Her genius idea: let’s go back to sex-tape!

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“Tila Tequila: Backdoored and Squirting” is a POV style video, starring Tila and Gay actor Rusty Steven:

Superstar Tila Tequila gets anally uncorked in this extreme sex tape. Hiding from the paparazzi Tila meets her hung boyfriend for a hot night of deep dick pounding, squirting and aggressive anal fucking. 100% real this private video shows this tiny Asian on her knees deep throating more cock then her tiny mouth can swallow. Never satiated she fingers all her hot wet holes POV style before getting her tiny pink box fucked until she squirts uncontrollably. Spread wide and wanting more, horny Tila opens her backdoor and lets a massive cock pound her deep in her ass. This sexy superstar begs and screams for more before getting down on her knees and swallowing a massive thick load of cum…

Who the hell is the genius writing these synopsis!?

The video is OK but it smells fake. A fake amateur look, a fake story and fake acting… Indeed, to be honest, we are not surprised as we were not expecting anything more than butt sex and squirt action. We must admit she’s doing a decent job with these last two points, she’s good at Porn performances. We won’t talk about the bi-polar Cockney accent she’s taking in the video (saying she is Tila’s half-sister) or the fact she’s pretending to be a virgin; it sweats weirdness.

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One more time, we see reality TV people without any talent struggling to keep their fame alive. Who cares about it but themselves? Do something about your life Tila. You are still looking good but you tend to be pathetic. Go for real Porn flicks, then assume it because people want it and you need people to achieve your super-fame’s goal. I assure you, they will give you a lot of attention. Perhaps enough of it to cure your emotional deprivation.

Live long and prosper in the Porn industry.

 

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